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Warcraft-fanatikus vagyok, sajnos már nem tudok WoW-val játszani, de figyelemmel kísérem a változásokat, a történetet, és igyekszem könnyebbé tenni a magyar wowosok életét :). Sámán és Boszorkánymester volt a specialitásom a Horda oldalán. Amit javítok, azt igyekszem a legújabb patch szerint (például a sámán Lightning Overload talent 11/22/33% esélyt ad proccra, de ezt csak bluepostból tudom, játékban sem javították még át a tooltipet).

Az angol wowwikin naponta születnek új cikkek, és mi pár év késésben vagyunk, húzzunk bele ;).

E-mailben elérsz: haiwathol@gmail.com

Warcraft Viccek[]

1. How do you keep drarwes out of a bar? You put up a sign which says "axes denied".

2. What does a noob and a rogue have in common? They both pick locks.

3. Why do so many female players pick the druid class? Because they can be a kitty for three weeks each month, and then a raging bear for one week.

4.It was a busy day for the Spirit Healer. First a human came along, who (for being dead) looked quite healthy. "What happened to you?" asked the Spirit Healer curiously. The human man responded: "Well, I have long suspected that my wife has been having an affair and today I got confirmation: I found an elf hanging outside my window in his underwear. So I grabbed my mace and started beating on the arse's fingers until he let go. But the bastard landed in some bushes and survived, and we were on the fourth floor of the tower; so I grabbed a heavy chest, pushed it out the window and killed the sod. Then I died of heartfailure." he added sadly. The Spirit Healer grinned and resurrected him. Then an elf suddenly appears before the Spirit Healer and curiously, the Healer asks what happened to him. "You can never imagine." said the elf. "I was in a rented room and practiced my spells when I needed some fresh air. However, as I had been training so hard I was all sweaty so I had to change clothes, but my robe blew away and I tried to grab it. Sadly, I fell." the elf sighed but continued. "Luckily I got hold of the windowbar of the floor below me when suddenly an a$$clown comes out with a mace and hits me on the fingers! I landed in some bushes however and survived. But then the moron chucks a heavy chest over me, killing me instantly!" The Spirit Healer laughed at the tale and ressed the elf. Then a gnome appears and faithful to her habit, the Spirit Healer asked what happened. "You're never gonna believe it." sad the gnome. "Imagine I'm hiding naked in a chest...."

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